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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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whenever i try and learn something new

me:  It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:  
me:  
me:  
me:  
me:  it is because I am a failure
me:  everything I touch dies

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this