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in court

judge:  sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me:  well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer:  same
me:  same
judge:  same
police:  same
obama:  same
Anonymous: What is your definition of a girl who is bad in bed?

swolizard:

the average looking girl who just lies there and uses splash:

the hot girl who’s only contribution is being hot:

the girl who thinks she can give good head but can’t: